He lorems, he ipsums, he dolors too. This is Oli Booth’s short bio detailing the wins, the highlights and the etceteras of his career thus far. If you’re still reading this, I’m very proud of you. He’s proud of you too. Hang on, who the hell is writing this bio? No one knows. No one actually reads bios these days, not even the writer of this bio. He wrote this blindfolded, with his hands tied behind his back. Which is probably why most people don’t read bios anymore.
Oliver Booth
